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Separated at birth (Part 17) – Zane Kirchner

22 Jun

Zane Kirchner: You wanted to be Krusty’s sidekick since you were five. What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?
Gerhard van den Heever: I’ll thank you not to refer to the Blue Bulls Youth Academy that way.

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Separated at birth? (Part 16)

19 Jun

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn’t the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?

Separated at birth (Part 15) Guthro Steenkamp and …

5 Jun


Guthro: For your information, there’s a lot more to props than people think.

Chilliboy: Example?

Guthro: Example… uh… props are like onions!

[holds up an onion, which Chilliboy sniffs]

Chilliboy: They stink?

Guthro: Yes… No!

Chilliboy: Oh, they make you cry?

Guthro: No!

Chilliboy: Oh, you leave ‘em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs…

Guthro: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Props have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

[walks off]

Separated at birth (Part 13)

17 May

Midfield dynamo before 9pm, Crooner and ladies man after 10pm…

Separated at birth? (Part 12)

2 May

Ahhhh…What a cute little donkey!

Asses

Separated at birth? (Part 11)

24 Apr

The Bulls need you back ASAP Uncle Fester!

Separated at birth? (Part 10)

13 Apr

Tricky Gummi can’t fool quick witted Toadie!

Separated at Birth? (part 9)

3 Apr

The thing that won’t die, in the nightmare that won’t end…

Separated at Birth? (part 8)

27 Mar

AAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Separated at birth (Part 7)

23 Mar

Hide your teenage daughters, the Force are in the Republic!

Separated at birth? (part 6)

20 Mar

There’s an old Italian saying: “You f%*k up once, you lose two teeth“.

Well done Naka and the Cheetahs for a great win in Sydney yesterday.

Separated at birth (Part 5)

12 Mar

Nick Cummins and Def Leppard’s Rick Allen.  The 80s were good in Perth – very, very good.

Separated at birth? (Part 4)

6 Mar

Huh? Bonus point??

Separated at birth? (Part 3)

27 Feb

Lock up your daughters…

Phil v Hannibal

Separated at birth? (Part 2)

20 Feb

Tough call as to whom I’d rather have playing at centre for the Boks…

Separated at birth?

12 Feb

You do the math…

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