With the Super 15 season rapidly drawing to a close it’s time for us to announce the winner of our inaugural “Big Daddy Rugby-Questionable Grooming” title for the 2011 season.
For those of you who missed the original post or if you’re just after a little bit of “alternative eye candy” you’ll find the nominations listed here.
I’d like to be able to say that this was a closely fought race but in all honesty there was really only one player whose look caused such strong feelings of both disgust and arousal amongst our judges, that the decision practically made itself.
A hearty Big Daddy “shout out” goes to Andy Ellis for his pre-injury “General Custer” vibe, to Ashley Johnson for his constant refusal to check the mirror and to Radike Samo for still being able to balance with hair that big. He surely must have trouble wearing a hat?
Close...but no cigar.
Well done chaps, better luck next year.
Note to readers: In the interests of good taste and decency Zane Kirchner was automatically disqualified from entering.
So, Ladies and Gents, without anymore fuss, Big Daddy Rugby are very pleased to announce that the 2011 Questionable Grooming title goes to none other than…
Well done Josh! We salute your effort and look forward to seeing what kind of state you’re in come the 2012 season.
Josh and his lucky lady friend after hearing the good news
Josh, your Chico the Clown desert is waiting for you at any Spur restaurant in South Africa. Enjoy!
After 3 weeks of “Super” rugby it’s probably a good time to introduce a few of our contenders for the all important “Questionable Grooming”
title for the 2011 season.
Now this is by no means a final list as I’m sure that as the season progresses a number of new players will step up to the plate in an attempt to “out-mullet”, “out-beard” or just plain “out-ugly” the chaps we have listed below.
The only criteria for making it onto this prestigious list is that “the look” must be the current look of the player (so all those tough backs who grew beards for the start of the season only to wimp out and shave them by week 2 do not make the cut).
Without further ado I give you:
Josh Strauss – The Commune Leader
Nick Cummins – The 80’s Rocker
Adam Byrnes – The Wanted in 4 States
Jannie du Plessis – The Consistently Bad
Tatafu Polota-Nau – The Pimp Daddy
Special mention must go to the Sharks reserve lock Anton Bresler for his breathtaking mullet and to the Lions speedster James Kamana for his strangely unsettling “rat-tail”. Both will be added to the list when suitable images are found.
Feel free to comment with your nominations. There must be at least 30 Kiwis missing from the list.