If you are the kind of reader who has his or her finger on the pulse of their generation, you may be aware that the latest rage about town is a book popularising BDSM and erotic fiction. I’m not referring to Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James of course, but to Peter de Villiers’ authorised biography: Politically Incorrect.
Dubbed “mommy porn” by knowledgeable websites this work is the talk of happening book clubs and hip married women across the country relieved that BDSM, bondage and other forms of erotica are finally mainstream and can be spoken about in public.
Full confession here, I’ve not actually read Peter de Villiers autobiography (the NG Kerk banned it in my town), but I am told by reliable sources that it contains the following saucy chapters:
- The End of Innocence – on tour with Bakkies Botha
- The love that dare not speak its name – on selecting Zane Kirchner for the British and Irish Lions tour
- Four more years of cruelty – life under John “Colonel Gadaffi” Smit (NSFW)
- Softly, gently, tenderly – Pierre Spies’ approach to the ruck and maul
For those seeking further clarity on whether or not Politically Incorrect is a good read, it received the following glowing endorsement from Oregan Hoskins, de Villiers’ boss at SARFU during his tenure as Bok coach:
“I can confirm that Peter de Villiers was employed by the South African Rugby Football Union during the periods 2008 to 2011. During that time he was in compliance with our absenteeism requirements and we can confirm that he was not found guilty of any category 3 offences by our Human Resources department.”