The preliminary fluff of domestic South African rugby is over and we’ve got a few weeks of “real” Currie Cup rugby with the return of the Springboks and the start of the post-season knock-outs. It’s time for a look at the final four teams left standing.
Player to look out for: Elton Jantjies. Watch him here before he gets set up by Heyneke to fail on the northern hemisphere tour.
Best known for: It’s an odd team strategy to base your chances of winning silverware by having the most rubbish squad available so that none of your players get picked for Bok duty. This allows you to then clean up against weakened opponents while the Boks are away on tour. The key is to then try to ride the momentum through to the final. Also known for half time talks from the coach that involve hazing rituals, mental and physical abuse of the current scrumhalf.
Bob Dylan song that best describes them: “Beyond Here Lies Nothing”
Player to look out for: Bryan Habana. Those evenings spent around the campfire with Heyneke Meyer during the Bok season has allowed him to regain his form.
Best known for: The ability to be on fire during the regular season but then fail to put together anything resembling decent rugby in the knock-out stages thus ensuring that their own fans boo them at home as they get knocked out of a tournament they once led. The “Proteas” of South African rugby.
Bob Dylan song that best describes them: “Everything is Broken”
Player to look out for: Pat Lambie. It’s getting to be one of the last few times for Lambo to roll the dice to become the next big Springbok flyhalf hope. He’s in danger of becoming another false hope.
Best known for: Good cheerleaders, not so good backline play.
Bob Dylan song that best describes them: “Just Like A Woman”
Player to look out for: Morne Steyn. He’s not going to come good just in time for the final, is he?
Best known for: With Heyneke Meyer’s mad King Lear like insistence on picking all things Bulls (including his lunch box), many parts of the country are turning against the Bulls franchise. Some may go as far as to hope for a convenient injury to unpopular players.
Bob Dylan song that best describes them: “With God On Our Side”.