Wales bring in the big guns for All Black clash

An under-performing Welsh team have welcomed back Warren Gatland with open arms this week as he seeks to plot a miraculous victory against his home nation.

Gatland has taken a back seat over the last few months with disastrous consequences for the Welsh team, who are slipping down the IRB world rankings faster than Richie McCaw can undo a cheerleader’s brassiere*.

Apparently Gatland’s tactics to counter the formidable Kiwi attack this weekend include slowing the ball at the breakdown, tactical kicking and the use of heavy artillery by arming ¬†full-back Leigh Halfpenny with a 6-barrel Gatling gun.

*¬†Currently this stands at 3.4 seconds…with one hand.

If this won’t stop the All Blacks, nothing will.

 

 

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