We start with current Springbok tighthead, Dr Jannie and that hard to get “Eagles Roadie” look that Jannie has been pulling off all year:
- Obtain ironic “80’s metal band” tshirt for use on nights on the town.
- Apply day old chip fat and rub liberally in your hair (alternatively a litre of day old peanut oil will do)
- Lean casually against a wall in any situation
- Drop cryptic references to “life on the farm” in any conversation
- Faded denims (torn at the knee)
- A pair of Doc Martins
- Axe Body Spray