Here’s to the Chiefs for pulling off an emphatic victory over the weekend. Far more impressive than clubbing to death the baby seals that arrived from Durban was their semi-final win over Grim Reapers of Super Rugby. In BDR fashion we present the annual Single Malt and Pink Smirnoff 2012 season recap.
A single malt: for most intimidating semi-final opponents to the Crusaders. What would a Super Rugby tournament be without a trip to Christchurch for your annual ass-whooping?
A pink Smirnoff: to Hugh Bladen – for once again being the tournaments worst commentator, despite a strong challenge from newcomer Victor Matfield. Hugh… where did that drink go? It was here just a second go?
A single malt: The biggest upset? Most definitely the Rebels tipping over the Crusaders.
A pink Smirnoff: to the ass who designed the Bulls away strip. You might think you’re very clever sitting in your marketing studio, but you’re not.
A single malt: to Bryan Habana for having a pretty good comeback season despite being bagged non-stop by this website.
A pink Smirnoff: to Bobby Skinstad. For being Bobby Skinstad.
A single malt: to Nick Mallet – the first Supersport analyst to actually contribute something to the viewing experience since the days of Jake White’s tenure. Someone please tell Arnold Geerdts to stop using the phrase “it was a game of two halves”.
A pink Smirnoff: to John Mitchell for resurrecting the Rudolf Straeuli man management method.
A single malt: to the Stormers who despite their annual silverware choke pulled off a top of the table league finish despite having a non-existent pack and Brok Harris at flyhalf.
A single malt: to the Western Force for hiring the drummer from Def Leppard to play in their backline. Nice!
A pink Smirnoff: to the Rebels franchise for continuing the Aussie tradition of naming their teams after George Lucas movie themes.
A single malt: to Dr Jannie du Plessis for managing to pull off the greasy hair look all season long of a roadie at a Metallica concert. You make it look so easy and classy at the same time good doctor.
A pink Smirnoff: for Pierre Spies for show ponying it up all season long.
A single malt: Best commentator? Phil “the mighty eagle” Kearnes.
A pink Smirnoff: to the South African rugby administrators who managed to screw both the Lions and the Kings by acting like typical Saffer politicians.
A single malt: to the Chiefs for having a prop as their leading try scorer. And for hiring him after completing his role as Odd Job in the Connery Bond movies.