When a character in the classic film ‘Cool Hand Luke’ says to Paul Newman “Nobody can eat 50 eggs,”…he’d clearly never been round to SA cricket captain Graeme Smith’s house for breakfast.
To describe Smith as ‘gravitationally challenged’ would be fair, not to mention alot nicer than calling him ‘big fatty fat cake-eater boy’.
I don’t mean to poke fun at him (not that he’d feel it anyway!) and his cake-eating affliction, and realise it must be extra tough now that Kallis has shed the weight of a small child and has great-looking new hair to boot.
I really just wanted an opportunity to crowbar the ’50 eggs’ quote into a blog post and just couldn’t find a rugby player (or any other professional sportsman*) as fat as big fatty dough-boy Smith.
Sorry Graeme…I just can’t help myself sometimes and don’t know when to stop.
A bit like you really.
*including Sumo and Mexican wrestlers