So the big man with the gravity defying nose has been axed.
That’s axed as in dropped from the squad, and not just pissed out of his friggin mind again.
So toodaloo Mike! Now you’ll have an opportunity to spend some quality time with the new wife, maybe help clean out the stables and get to know the posh side of the family a bit more, or….
Head out on another bender and toss a few dwarves?!
Your call buddy.
No jacket required
Since posting this, one of our more studious Bid Daddy readers has quite correctly pointed-out that the phrase ‘gravity defying nose’ is in fact anthropomorphically impossible and there does not adequately work as an analogy. Naturally we will maintain this particular reader’s anonymity in a bid to avoid revealing that they clearly have no social life.
Thanks again for the pointer Martin Vermeulen, 10 DeVilliers Straat, Graaf Reinet.