Anyone following England’s world cup campaign could easily be forgiven for mistaking it with the most recent series of Big Brother.
What with the drunken tomfoolery, cheap pick-up lines, cavorting with local blonde floozies and even a bit of ball switching for good measure. Let’s not even get into the dwarf-tossing escapade!
Now that the team’s campaign has come to an end, the English tabloids are going to have to look elsewhere for their ingenious headlines. Well not just yet…as Manu Tuilagi has come to the rescue and shown the world he’s no fish out of water with a daring ferry jump in Auckland harbour.
Hooray! That’s the spirit Manu! You may be out of the World Cup but you can still ferry jump with the best of them! Go down fighting like a true British bulldog and give the great English public something to cheer about – even if it does get you fined £3000 and a nasty icecream headache.
Oh well…it’s just £3000 less you’ll have to spend at Spearmint Rhino when you get back to Blighty!
Manu earns his stripes (Image courtesy of Mail Online)
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