Separated at birth (Part 15) Guthro Steenkamp and …

Guthro: For your information, there’s a lot more to props than people think.

Chilliboy: Example?

Guthro: Example… uh… props are like onions!

[holds up an onion, which Chilliboy sniffs]

Chilliboy: They stink?

Guthro: Yes… No!

Chilliboy: Oh, they make you cry?

Guthro: No!

Chilliboy: Oh, you leave ’em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs…

Guthro: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Props have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

[walks off]

Smokey the Bowler

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