South African Rugby Drinking Game

For followers of South African rugby looking for an excuse to combine pub drinking with the usual Saturday viewing – take a swig every timeĀ one of the following happens during a broadcast:

  • Hugh Bladen or Andy Capastagno mentions the high school of the player who just scored a try (double down if the school is NOT in the Boland)
  • There is a “family inappropriate” close up of a Stormers girl/woman in the crowd
  • Deon “walking yellow” Stegman gets sin-binned
  • Bobby Skinstad mispronounces “Bokke” or says “paddock” (double down)
  • A knock on is attributed to “taking one’s eyes off the ball”
  • Jean De Villiers cramps up in the 70th minute (double down if it’s an injury preventing him from being able to compete at the World Cup)
  • Mark Lawrence is sporting a new 3 day stubble look
  • Naas Botha hedges his bets in studio before the big game by saying that the Boks could win, but also could lose – depending on how they play
  • The entire Supersport pre-test match analysis consists of talking about “who wants it more”
  • Kobus Wiese impersonates a bobble-head action figure during the “let’s cross over to the field” pre-kickoff segment
  • In the Lions/Cheetahs post game interview after another big loss, the phrases “on the right track” or “the hard work on the training ground will pay off soon” are used
  • Man of the Match thanks Jesus (double down if the same player got a yellow during the game for dirty play)
  • Bismark throws handbags
  • Hugh Bladen refers to the Loftus crowd as “knowledgable” (double down if this is during the crowd booing a test match legend)

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